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Post by Mini Man on Jun 9, 2006 17:42:08 GMT -5
Post your Jokes here. Wether or not they are funny we still want to know them. I will be posting some tomorrow but for starters here's one because I've got to go now.
What do you get if you cross a Yeti with an Ant?
A dead ant
*EVERYONE CHEERS FOR MORE*
ok one more then
Why don't they have phonebooks in China?
Because there's too many Wings, too many Wongs and you might 'Wing' the 'Wong' number.
*EVERYONE CHEERS AND LAUGHS*
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Post by JDFrules654 on Jun 16, 2006 17:00:13 GMT -5
They say that nobody has ever came up with a good "Priest and a Rabbi" joke. But I'm here to prove them wrong... A Priest walks into a bank and sees a Rabbi. The Rabbi asks the priest what's he doing here. The priest says "I'm here for a loan". The priest asked the rabbi the same question. The Rabbi says, "I own this place". --- And now some jokes that are based on the Mystic Force episode, "Petrified Xander"...  1) I think he needs to see my gardener, Jose. He could fix Xander's "root" canal 2) "Xander the Great" has become "Xander the Great Oak" 3) He sure has alot of junk in his "trunk" 4) If Xander falls in the forest and no one is around to hear him, does he make a sound? |
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Post by Mini Man on Jun 16, 2006 18:09:40 GMT -5
lol. Here's another one
1) How do you stop food from going off?
You eat it.
2) And English man, an Irish man, and a Scottish man walk in to a pub.
The barman says: "Is this a Joke?"
3) How do you stop a dog from barking in the back of your car?
Put it in the front.
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