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Post by BoukenSilver on May 14, 2006 22:27:18 GMT -5
If you have 10 cars and the only one that runs is your house
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Post by Zaney-Zane on May 14, 2006 22:28:32 GMT -5
If you dig your own pool in your backyard, and forget the cement.
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Post by BoukenSilver on May 14, 2006 22:31:32 GMT -5
If your passenger side window is a hefty bag
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Post by Alexandera Bly on May 14, 2006 22:31:41 GMT -5
If You ever listed fuzzy dice on an insurance claim. lmao
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Post by BoukenSilver on May 14, 2006 22:33:44 GMT -5
If you have an electronic singing fish in more than three rooms of your house
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Post by Alexandera Bly on May 14, 2006 22:43:30 GMT -5
if your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells.
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Post by BoukenSilver on May 14, 2006 22:45:42 GMT -5
If your family tree doesnt branch
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Post by Alexandera Bly on May 14, 2006 23:03:37 GMT -5
You have more than two brothers named Bubba.
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Post by BoukenSilver on May 14, 2006 23:04:28 GMT -5
An episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life
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Post by Zaney-Zane on May 14, 2006 23:10:18 GMT -5
If you just watch Blue Comedy tour and you herded a if you were a red neck. Then you must be a red neck.
Was that expensive? Nope I stole it so it was free. Heres your sign.
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Post by Alexandera Bly on May 14, 2006 23:20:32 GMT -5
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of
those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks
out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said,
"Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. said, "Nope. I was
driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
me. Here's yor sign."
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Post by Tazz Davis on May 14, 2006 23:33:54 GMT -5
if you have ever recived beer for christmas ... you might be a redneck
if you have ever used a tolet brush as a back scratcher ... you might be a redneck
if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck ... you might be a redneck
if your family tree doesnt fork ... you might be a redneck
if you have ever opened a beer during a funural ... you might be a redneck
if you have ever emptied the bed of your truck by driving really fast and hitting the brakes ... you might be a redneck
if you have more than 3 electronic singing fish in your home ... you might be a redneck
if your dad has ever run over your bike with you on it ... you might be a redneck
if you think silence of the lambs is what happens when you walk out to the barn ... you might be a redneck
if your wife has ever said "come move this transmission so i can take a bath" ... you might be a redneck
if youve ever used an ironing board as a buffee table ... you might be a redneck
if you can name ever nascar driver and their primary sponcer ... you might be a redneck
if you have ever been to drunk to fish ... you might be a redneck
need i continue?
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Post by Tazz Davis on May 14, 2006 23:35:37 GMT -5
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of
those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks
out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said,
"Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. said, "Nope. I was
driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
me. Here's yor sign." this joke is based on a guy that worked at a gas station garage in Temple Texas. The gas station is no longer there but every time i go by it i laugh because it brings back that memory |
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Post by Mini Man on May 15, 2006 14:17:10 GMT -5
If you wear a nappy on your head. you could be a red neck.  |
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Post by BoukenSilver on May 16, 2006 18:49:04 GMT -5
If you have a stuffed possum in your home
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