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Post by Mini Man on May 17, 2006 1:05:05 GMT -5
If you throw beer cans around then open them.
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Tazz Davis
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Post by Tazz Davis on May 17, 2006 2:46:17 GMT -5
if yo have ever financed a tattoo
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Post by Mini Man on May 17, 2006 11:30:33 GMT -5
If you've ever bet at a bookies that you will still be alive the next day.
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Post by Zaney-Zane on May 17, 2006 13:04:53 GMT -5
If yer house has more then three pot holes in it.
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Alexandera Bly
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Post by Alexandera Bly on May 17, 2006 13:28:21 GMT -5
if...The longest conversation you've had all week was with a turkey.
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Post by Mini Man on May 17, 2006 13:46:26 GMT -5
if you listen to the same song for four hours and sing to it every time.
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Alexandera Bly
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Post by Alexandera Bly on May 17, 2006 13:54:02 GMT -5
if.......Your best ashtray is a turtle shell.
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Post by Mini Man on May 17, 2006 14:03:21 GMT -5
if you have to use a plank of wood to write on instead of paper
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Alexandera Bly
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Post by Alexandera Bly on May 17, 2006 14:11:04 GMT -5
if Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
if You think cur is a breed of dog.
if People hear your car long before they see it.
if Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
if our satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
if Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
if Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.
if Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".
if You’ve ever hitchhiked naked,
You’re turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.
if Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine."
The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
if Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
if You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
if You’ve ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
if You’ve ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
if Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think mud rasslin’ should be an Olympic sport.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
if You list your parole officer as a reference.
There are more fish on your wall than pictures.
Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
if You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.
if You’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
if Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
if Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
if You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
if You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
.if You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
if You’re still scifalping tickets after the concert is over
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Post by Zaney-Zane on May 17, 2006 14:17:53 GMT -5
Mud resslin would be a great sport.
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Post by Mini Man on May 17, 2006 14:46:16 GMT -5
lol. Especially with extremely fit women.
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Tazz Davis
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Post by Tazz Davis on May 17, 2006 14:49:48 GMT -5
ok well I WIN
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Post by Mini Man on May 17, 2006 14:55:50 GMT -5
not yet  |
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Tazz Davis
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Post by Tazz Davis on May 17, 2006 14:57:15 GMT -5
NOTE?  ?? i love how mistypes give cool results. i win |
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Post by Mini Man on May 17, 2006 14:59:27 GMT -5
example?
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?? i love how mistypes give cool results.