Post by Zero on Apr 23, 2006 5:19:31 GMT -5
Hey all, these are the Omega´s miniseries based on facts of the March Caption Thread of RT where Omega was getting blasted every time he did his 'Force from the future, SPD Omega ranger!' ramdomly around, so this is his revenge for everyone who blasted him, comedy wise, enjoy!
Sam: Now my bad luck is over...all the bastards who blasted me last month will pay!
Omega´s blacklist
Kat: Rangers, emergency!
Sam: Ok, guys, let me handle this one
Jack: You got it, Omega
Sam: Omega Morpher...
*Omega turns around*
Sam: Tornado Mode!!
Rangers: uaaaaghhh
Jack: Omega...why...?
*faints*
Sam: one down...seven to go
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Conner: Let´s finish this freak, everyone!
Rangers: Right!
Sam: Wait a minute, buddy
Ethan: Hey, Conner, isn´t that fool we blasted last month?
Conner: Yeah, that´s him, what do you want?
Sam: oh, nothing important...just your heads!
You white jerk! get out of here! my business is with them
Trent: Who you´re calling a jerk? you´re so white as me!
Sam: Out of my way!
Trent: Ack...he´s tough...
Conner: Allright then! Bring it!
Sam: Won´t you take a power up?
Conner: Shut up! I don´t need this to beat you!
Sam: Electro Mode!
Conner: argh...
Ethan: Conner, what about...
Conner: I SAID NO!
Kira: Stop being so stubborn!
Conner: Let´s blast him!
All: Z-Rex Blaster!
Conner (OS): Fire!
All: aarghh
Sam: Fools, take another look!
Flashback starts
Sam: I slowed down time and closed your blaster´s mouth
Conner: So that smoke we saw was...us...*faints*
Sam: Two down, six to go!
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Satoru: Allright, Souta, today´s your day off. Enjoy it!
Souta: Got it, see everyone later
Natsuki: Aww, Natsuki wants a day off too!
Souta: Now...where can I go in my day off?
Sam: What about going to hell?
Sam: I can lead you there if you want!
*runs*
Souta: Hey! Wait!
Souta: Start Up!
Souta: Hah!
Sam: So, you like the idea?
Souta: Oh, I remember you, we met last month when I was playing with my gun
Sam: That´s exactly why I came, I´m going to pay back the favor!
Souta: By the way, I was a spy, you know...I know lots of things about you
Sam: Oh, really? like what?
Souta: Like you´re a lighball, just a lightball...and yeah, your little being is scared of woman! oh, man, if I could have that hottie Z...
Sam: You know what? I was just mad at you, now I´m furious!
Don´t make fun of Z!
Souta: Heh, naive boy!
Bring it on! Blow Knuckle!
Sam: With pleasure...Omega Morpher!
Sam: Muscle mode!
Sam: Eat this!
Souta: Whoaaa
Souta: Oh my...my head is spinning...
Souta: ...but I´m not down yet! hah!
Souta: Take this! Surviblade!
Sam: That´s useless, I´m going away...
Souta: *crashes* ugh...
Sam: Now my bad luck is over...all the bastards who blasted me last month will pay!
Omega´s blacklist
Kat: Rangers, emergency!
Sam: Ok, guys, let me handle this one
Jack: You got it, Omega
Sam: Omega Morpher...
*Omega turns around*
Sam: Tornado Mode!!
Rangers: uaaaaghhh
Jack: Omega...why...?
*faints*
Sam: one down...seven to go
-------------------------------
Conner: Let´s finish this freak, everyone!
Rangers: Right!
Sam: Wait a minute, buddy
Ethan: Hey, Conner, isn´t that fool we blasted last month?
Conner: Yeah, that´s him, what do you want?
Sam: oh, nothing important...just your heads!
You white jerk! get out of here! my business is with them
Trent: Who you´re calling a jerk? you´re so white as me!
Sam: Out of my way!
Trent: Ack...he´s tough...
Conner: Allright then! Bring it!
Sam: Won´t you take a power up?
Conner: Shut up! I don´t need this to beat you!
Sam: Electro Mode!
Conner: argh...
Ethan: Conner, what about...
Conner: I SAID NO!
Kira: Stop being so stubborn!
Conner: Let´s blast him!
All: Z-Rex Blaster!
Conner (OS): Fire!
All: aarghh
Sam: Fools, take another look!
Flashback starts
Sam: I slowed down time and closed your blaster´s mouth
Conner: So that smoke we saw was...us...*faints*
Sam: Two down, six to go!
--------------------------------
Satoru: Allright, Souta, today´s your day off. Enjoy it!
Souta: Got it, see everyone later
Natsuki: Aww, Natsuki wants a day off too!
Souta: Now...where can I go in my day off?
Sam: What about going to hell?
Sam: I can lead you there if you want!
*runs*
Souta: Hey! Wait!
Souta: Start Up!
Souta: Hah!
Sam: So, you like the idea?
Souta: Oh, I remember you, we met last month when I was playing with my gun
Sam: That´s exactly why I came, I´m going to pay back the favor!
Souta: By the way, I was a spy, you know...I know lots of things about you
Sam: Oh, really? like what?
Souta: Like you´re a lighball, just a lightball...and yeah, your little being is scared of woman! oh, man, if I could have that hottie Z...
Sam: You know what? I was just mad at you, now I´m furious!
Don´t make fun of Z!
Souta: Heh, naive boy!
Bring it on! Blow Knuckle!
Sam: With pleasure...Omega Morpher!
Sam: Muscle mode!
Sam: Eat this!
Souta: Whoaaa
Souta: Oh my...my head is spinning...
Souta: ...but I´m not down yet! hah!
Souta: Take this! Surviblade!
Sam: That´s useless, I´m going away...
Souta: *crashes* ugh...