A DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE KAKURANGERS!
Narrator: Shortly after the Kakurangers appered, they demorphed, and found out that they were aliens on a 10 episode show. They were more pissed than Austin St. John, Thuy Trang, and Walter Emmanuel Jones combined.
Rangers: WE DEMAND MORE EPISODES!
Narrator: Saban had no choice but to do so. but it was for 20 episodes.
Narrator: Billy was the olny person who survived the death of his allies. But he was sick and old. But who cares. Time to revisit the aliens, uh, I mean ninjas.
Narrator: Well, they sold their
guns lasers to some man, that makes the ecomony florish.
Narrator: And they bought katanas.
Ninjas: Katanas are the new
guns lasers!
Narrator: Now the aliens bought big giant animals.
Narrator: I do not like the looks on that apes face.
Narrator: Ok, they bought some drawing complete with a megazord. I like the drawing.
Narrator: Background change. I photoshoped the megazord and added falcon wings. Cool, Eh?
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COMMING SOON!
The Gundams are back!
Gundam Borg! "Resistance is futile!"
NOW BACK TO THE SHOW!
Narrator: What are you doing?
Aliens: We are going to turn into shoguns.
Red: Look, I'm a monkey!
White: Look, I'm Trinity!
Yellow: W00T!
Blue: Look, I'm TEH EVIL!!!
Black: Everybody, Rock your body! Everybody, Rock your body right! Backstreets back, ALRIGHT!
Narrator: EEP! The Shoguns will squash me! EEP!
White: Nah, We will just play with our weapons.
Narrator: They look plastic.
White: DAM! I knew someone would see the bending swords in "Wispering Voices". KILL THE NARRATOR WITH THE GENARAL SHOGUN!
Rangers: Genaral Shogun, Nice to meet you.
Narrator: Ok... what can you do.
Red: See this saber?
Red: I can make FIRE with the sword!
White slaps Red. It might not make it past the censers of disney.White: Stop the arson and start killing!
Nick Red: Can't we just use
Jenji the falcon?
Daggeron White: Fine.
Rangers: Now we will kill you with our
missles lasers!
Narrator: ARG! THATS IT!
A white flash kills the ninjas and replaces them with.[shadow=red,left,300]POWER RANGERS[/shadow]
Narrator: There, That should end some things. On to Zeo.
Thus ends the very long photo fiver's story on the alien ninjas known as Ninja Sentai Kakuranger. Stay tooned for more fun.
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